never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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