hotel room ftw
I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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