The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Randomize
