that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
True strength comes from lack of pants
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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