If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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