Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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