what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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