i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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