I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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