I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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