OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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