I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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