that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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