just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
Randomize
