we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
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