3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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