Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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