But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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