how can u be prego again
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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