I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
i just wanna soil my oats bro
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Randomize
