i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
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