do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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