With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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