physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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