Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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