I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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