TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I love you.
Bad choice
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