Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
The convent might be a nice break from real life
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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