I am in a vortex of obligation.
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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