Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I wanna passion pit in your ass
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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