This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
