how can u be prego again
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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