U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
the liver wants what the liver wants
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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