Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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