That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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