I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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