we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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