Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
Come on in and take your pants off
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