I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Randomize
