I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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