I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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