Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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