Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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