well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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