I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
So much rum. So many feels.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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