I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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