Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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