I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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