David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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