Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
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