so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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