Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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