I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I want to be your penis for a week.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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