..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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