Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
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