One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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